Angry Girl Kimchi’s Fuming Fermented Fury – 16oz

Introducing Angry Girl Kimchi’s Fuming Fermented Fury – a 16 oz bottle of pure, unadulterated rage, handcrafted by your very own hothead, Lisa!

Get ready to unleash your inner fire with this explosively hilarious, mouth-watering concoction of our most irritated cabbage, meticulously handcrafted in a secret bunker while Lisa’s wrath steadily fermented alongside it. There’s nothing funny about the backbreaking work that went into this bad boy, but you’ll be laughing out loud (or crying in agony) as you dig into this rebellious, red-hot jar of spicy rebellion.

Each cabbage leaf was personally slapped and scolded by Lisa, ensuring that their fiery spirit was locked in tight, ready to awaken your taste buds with a vengeance. The sheer rage that fueled the preparation of our Fuming Fermented Fury will make you question whether you’ve bitten into a jar of kimchi or a live grenade. No cabbage was spared in the making of this tempestuous treat – they’ve all been tamed and humbled into submission, just waiting for you to unleash their full wrath upon your unsuspecting palate.

And don’t even get us started on the spices! We sourced only the most infuriated red pepper flakes, grumbling ginger, and belligerent garlic to make sure your taste buds experience a roller coaster of emotions, with every bite leaving you begging for mercy. As you take a mouthful of our Angry Girl Kimchi, let the furious flavor transport you to the very moment Lisa wept with frustration over her cabbage shredding mishap (true story, but don’t tell her we told you).

So, are you ready to indulge in a jar of our Fuming Fermented Fury and let loose your own Angry Girl (or Guy) within? Just be sure to keep this kimchi out of reach of small children and pets – they’re not ready for this level of spicy pandemonium. Grab your 32 oz bottle of our volatile, handcrafted kimchi today and prepare for a hilariously wild ride of gastronomical rebellion. Brace yourself, your taste buds are about to throw a riot!